I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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