He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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