Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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