Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We just shotgunned beers for America
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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