D3 body, D1 cock
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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