Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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