I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Holy sore nipples Batman
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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