He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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