you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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