And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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