is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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