bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Found the puke drawer
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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