You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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