ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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