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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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