Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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