they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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