Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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