How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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