we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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