So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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