i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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