she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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