I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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