Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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