he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So much Jack, so little girl.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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