I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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