There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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