Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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