They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Randomize
