I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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