my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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