I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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