Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
do herpes really smell.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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