Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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