I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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