You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
