Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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