For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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