his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
