Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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