Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is this the sara with the beer cane?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
pray to the hookup gods
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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