The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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