Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
