I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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