After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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