Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Life is so much better after having sex.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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