I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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