So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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