Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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