Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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