How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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