He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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