He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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